Bits and Baubles

A little bit of this and a little of that

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paraka:

hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

Her face is so great!

(Source: youtube.com, via poesdaughter)

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poesdaughter:

teddybearsandscalpels:

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

Yeah but what happens when the new mum starts changing shit around the house, and abusing the kids till SHE THROWS THE KIDS OUT OF THE HOUSE?! WHAT THEN?

Oh my god, all I could think was

…Somebody PLEASE put the Yahoo! icon over her eyes. I will DIE.

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You want cookies
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You want to fuck
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You want to fuck while eating cookies.
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Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
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Kill them.
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Kill them too.
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Kill them and eat their cookies.
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Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
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HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.